One of the fun things about looking at beauty products besides admiring the packaging and testing out the different colors is reading the names. There are some very creative and punt-tastic names. One surprising category is sexy product names. Some of the names are risque enough that you can’t help blushing when you ask the makeup artist for one. We may never know the reason behind the names, but we do know that they are still brilliant products.
Take a look at 12 makeup products with sexy names:
1. Better Than Sex Mascara, Too Faced
Never mind the bold name; how about the bold claim? If Too Faced says that its mascara is better than sex, it better be damn good. It claims that the hourglass-shaped brush gives you intense, black, multidimensional lashes.
2. Afterglow 8-Hour Powder Blush in Fetish, Urban Decay
The actual product already has a sexy name, and the shade names stick with the hot theme. The “Fetish” shade is a medium pink nude that adds a subtle wash of color to your cheeks.
3. Nail Polish in Between the Sheets, Deborah Lippmann
You might have thought that this would be a nude nail polish, but the sexy shade is described as the perfect blend of pink and purple.
4. Blush in Orgasm, NARS
Is it a coincidence that one of NARS’ best-selling products is named “Orgasm?” Who knows, but the peachy pink blush with shimmer has long ago received cult status. It’s a color that is always flattering and guaranteed to please. Sorry.
5. Nail Polish in Size Matters, Essie
You know what they say, size does matter, especially when it comes to the size of the nail polish bottle and the size of the brush. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
6. Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Sex Machine, NARS
NARS loves some erotic names. There is no innuendo with this one. “Sex Machine” can really only be interpreted in one way. You might be surprised that the shade is a soft pink mauve as opposed to something more bold.
7. Hot Singles Eyeshadow in Sex Kitten, NYX
It’s common to see racy lipstick names and nail polishes, but there are eyeshadows with equally sexy names. Case in point: This nude eyeshadow. What do you expect with the product name “Hot Singles?”
8. Smith & Cult Nail Polish in Lover’s Creep, NET-A-PORTER
It isn’t just the packaging on Smith & Cult’s nail lacquers that will get you, it is the product names too. This vampy red is the perfect shade to apply in the evenings.
9. Lipstick in Heavy Petting, MAC Cosmetics
MAC has over 200 lipstick shades, so you shouldn’t be surprised to find a few PG-13 ones in the mix. Of course, “Heavy Petting” is a vampy burgundy shade.
10. Alter Ego Lip Gloss in Dominatrix, LORAC
The Fifty Shades of Grey makeup line wasn’t the only beauty line to have a bit of BDSM inspiration. This deep burgundy lipstick wants you to embrace every identity, including some kinky ones.
11. Nail Lacquer With Hardeners in Seduce Me, China Glaze
This deep red nail polish is already pretty sexy even before you add in a not-so-subtle shade name. It also earns bonus hot points for being a nail polish with hardeners.
12. Creme Color Concentrate in Pleasure Model, Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics
You could take the “Pleasure Model” a few different ways, and all of them are probably racy. While you ponder the name, you can play around with the product on your eyes, lips, and cheeks.
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I’m Iskra Banović, editor of Blufashion and the voice behind its fashion, beauty, and lifestyle stories. Fashion, beauty, and lifestyle are my playground, but I’m just as likely to share the messy side of it all, like the time I tested a “must-have” skincare gadget and ended up with glitter stuck in my hair. I love turning trends and everyday finds into something useful (and fun) for real people.
