Sex isn’t fun. At least, not yet, I tell myself. My boyfriend also tells me this. As do all of my friends, and TV shows, and movies, and the really bad smutty fan fiction I read when I was a teenager. On the afternoon of January 23, 2016, I had sex for the first time. Penetrative penis in vagina sex. Good ol’ fashion fucking. Finally. I’ll set the scene: New York was buzzing with excitement about the first real snowstorm of the year. People were either stuck in monstrous lines at the grocery store in hopes of stocking up on booze,…